Silk to Panda by Alan Wong

Description

Alan Wong’s newest silk to animal series where you magically change a black and white striped silk into a cartoon Panda!

You receive a large 30cm square black and white striped quality pure silk, a gimmicked toy Panda 6 cm tall and a matching un-gimmicked squeaky toy Panda that can be used for examination and to play with, while you tell all the funny Panda jokes!

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A panda rolling down a hill.

What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt panda.

Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they’re in black and white.

What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
A: Peter Panda.

What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A: A panda that’s fallen in cement.

What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A: A panda stuck in a revolving door.

What’s invisible and smells like bamboo?
A: Panda farts.

What goes white black white black white black red?
A: A panda that falls from a cliff.

This one is my favorite:
I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian.”